“Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.”

“The truth is… that it’s a beautiful day and why should the rest of it matter?”

“For us there are no victories; there are only battles. And in the end, the best you can hope for is to find a place to make your stand. And if you’re very lucky, you find someone willing to stand with you.”

“My mother’s eggs are boring,my dad’s eggs are the best.”

“Gombie.”

“Moms learning how to tag photos on Facebook is like velociraptors learning how to open doors.”