February 2012
111 posts
“I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not...”
– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
Those days when you're not talking to someone who...
laughingstation:
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500 Days Of ART: A strange hobby. →
500daysofart:
She had a strange hobby of collecting spoken words.
She’d store them in glass jars and keep them in her bedroom, hidden from the entire words.
And when no one was around she’d open the jars and let those painful words out. They would reflect around in the room like arrows, echoing back and striking her every once in a while. She didn’t mind, though. Feeling pain was better than...
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That one friend who never gets to finish their...
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Martial Law.
Me: Do you know what martial law is?
Bachi: (with attitude, as usual) Yeah, baby!
Me: Okay, what is it?
Bachi: That thing which you eat...
Me: Huh? WHAT?
Bachi: That soft one...?
Me: *burst out laughing* MARSHMALLOW??
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“What do you said.”
– Blondie (via lovegoingcrazy)
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
– George Eliot (via bitchville)
Watchsimple-but-effective-1d:
One Direction - Gotta Be You. (New)
THAT TAYLOR LAUTNER GIRL IS HILARIOUS.
“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are...”
– searching for different ways or truer answers.” — M. Scott Peck (via manilajonquil)
snoipahkat:
tyrawanks:
seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings
who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
roses are red
violets are gay
you dont look so well
u ok
Whenever I want to start homework
Tumblr: Log in loser, we're going blogging.
Woah! I almost gave a fuck.
chaystar:
Phew! That was a close one.
“The only sadnesses that are dangerous and unhealthy are the ones that we carry...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via misswallflower)
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jeremiah: “I want to start off by saying if you... →
itsjeremiah:
“I want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn’t one.”
“I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn’t paid of course, most internships aren’t, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would shit...
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Bachi: At least Bashu is better than Hashmat or Saqr.
Blondie: Look at Ashker, Father of Sex.
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Virgin
Bachi : (to Ruki) You're cheap! Two dirhams plaza!
Fafa : Ruki come fight. Bachi is insulting you. She called you two dirhams Plasma.
Everyone : *Burst out laughing*
Ruki : What do you want bitch, sharmoota, slut, prostitute.....
Bachi : Heeeeellllllooooooooo! I'm a VIRGIN!
Later when suddenly Anju comes in and hears 'Two dirhams plaza'
Anju : *while looking at Bachi* There's this new shop in Kharan. It has only one dirham things.
Bachi : *Thought ma'am was insulting her* Heeeeellllllooooooooo! I'm a VIRGIN!
happinessishardtofind:
all 5 boys have such amazing talent and it makes me sad that their management isn’t letting them live to their potential, they are so much better then the pop boy band songs they sing.
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"There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing...
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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“Almu: Suji, you’re so fat. Seriously, you should lose some weight!
Suji:...”
– Best Joke of the Day!! (via wanderrr-luuust)
“Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...”
– Jim Jarmusch (via misswallflower)
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“You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry,...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bookmania)
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hippiepenny:
RIP Whitney Houston (1963 -2012)
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“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S. Lewis (via beauty-for-ashes)
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