December 2011
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
That’s a good idea.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
– Rudyard Kipling (via bitchville)
Not to sound racist, but what if you go to… _____? You’d die if you do that. xD
In the 19th century the President of the United...
ohyeahfacts:
The tradition started with George Washington (though his receptions were held before the White House was built) and ended with Herbert Hoover in 1933.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
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HOW TO WHIP YOUR HAIR LIKE A BOSS.
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Eh?
Yumyum: Why is SHE(Ruki) laughing?
Me: Coz she heard the 'EH?'. Right, Ruki?
Ruki: (seriously confused)EH?
My Favourite Types of Hugs:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words.
Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you.
Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...
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JJ: 6 x 4?
Blondie: (full of confidence) 64!
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SPIDERWOMAAAAAAAAAAN.
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Reblog if you ever wanted to do this to someone at...
lolsofunny:
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I think I've climbed enough walls for today.
I had to climb over our house walls too. :@@@@
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Expired Ears.
1. While the principal was giving a lecture to the class...
Fafa: What did they(Yumyum and Bachi) say?
Me: ...the principal's hair.
Fafa: Yeah, I know, the principal's here, so what?
2. During Bachi's annoying session with Yumyum...
Me: Bachi, when you're old, you'll also be a bulldog.
Yumyum: Yeah!
Me: You're cheeks will come down. *gives Yumyum a highfive*
Bachi: EXCUSE ME, the principal has teeth.
3. This is why you don't interrupt conversations...
Yumyum: (to Bachi)We don't need your ugly ass.
Fafa: What did you say? You want to ride her ass? Oh my god, you girls have such dirty minds!
30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
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Push & Wizdom
Khadooj : Why is it Kush actually?
Lolly : Kush is the drug.
Khadooj : But it should be Push and Wizdom.
Me and Lolly : *highfive* hahahaha
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Dude-ah!
– Bahja
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Fafa: Jupiter has a beautiful moon.
Me: Jupiter has more moons.
Fafa: But it still has a beautiful moons.
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I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like...
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via skeletales)
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Dirty minds think alike.
??: What should we do NOW?
Yumyum: Come on, girls.
Me: Let's push each other in the sand.
*Yumyum and I walk towards the ground*
Me: I know what we can do!
Yumyum and Me: (while starting to run towards the middle simultaneously)LET'S CLIMB THE FLAG POLES!
I’ll send out you.
– crocodile (via wanderrr-luuust)
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What happened you??
– Shayla
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How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
mistletoemalfoy:
mystinkybutt:
You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh)
Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh)
You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.)
I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. )
Yep. Seems Legit.
HOLY SHIT.