December 2011
slameronhurley: Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face That’s a good idea.
Dec 31st
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“The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.”
– Rudyard Kipling (via bitchville) Not to sound racist, but what if you go to… _____? You’d die if you do that. xD
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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In the 19th century the President of the United...
ohyeahfacts: The tradition started with George Washington (though his receptions were held before the White House was built) and ended with Herbert Hoover in 1933.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
Dec 30th
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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Dec 30th
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fuckyeahhappy)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ListenSometimes it hits like a car crash, and it’s...
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
HOW TO WHIP YOUR HAIR LIKE A BOSS.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Eh?
Yumyum: Why is SHE(Ruki) laughing?
Me: Coz she heard the 'EH?'. Right, Ruki?
Ruki: (seriously confused)EH?
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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My Favourite Types of Hugs:
Tight hugs: The ones where they just hug you super tight for a long time with no words. Unexpected hugs: The ones where you’re just doing your own thing and they come from behind and hug you unexpectedly. Lift up hugs: The ones where you run up to them, and they have their arms all wide, and you just run up and you lift up your legs and they carry you. Spinning hugs: The ones where they hug...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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JJ: 6 x 4?
Blondie: (full of confidence) 64!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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SPIDERWOMAAAAAAAAAAN.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Listenchloeegle: Christina Perri | Jar Of Hearts
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Reblog if you ever wanted to do this to someone at...
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Dec 26th
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I think I've climbed enough walls for today.
I had to climb over our house walls too. :@@@@
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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Expired Ears.
1. While the principal was giving a lecture to the class...
Fafa: What did they(Yumyum and Bachi) say?
Me: ...the principal's hair.
Fafa: Yeah, I know, the principal's here, so what?
2. During Bachi's annoying session with Yumyum...
Me: Bachi, when you're old, you'll also be a bulldog.
Yumyum: Yeah!
Me: You're cheeks will come down. *gives Yumyum a highfive*
Bachi: EXCUSE ME, the principal has teeth.
3. This is why you don't interrupt conversations...
Yumyum: (to Bachi)We don't need your ugly ass.
Fafa: What did you say? You want to ride her ass? Oh my god, you girls have such dirty minds!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Push & Wizdom
Khadooj : Why is it Kush actually?
Lolly : Kush is the drug.
Khadooj : But it should be Push and Wizdom.
Me and Lolly : *highfive* hahahaha
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“Dude-ah!”
– Bahja
Dec 24th
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Fafa: Jupiter has a beautiful moon.
Me: Jupiter has more moons.
Fafa: But it still has a beautiful moons.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“I like to see people reunited, I like to see people run to each other, I like...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via skeletales)
Dec 24th
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Dirty minds think alike.
??: What should we do NOW?
Yumyum: Come on, girls.
Me: Let's push each other in the sand.
*Yumyum and I walk towards the ground*
Me: I know what we can do!
Yumyum and Me: (while starting to run towards the middle simultaneously)LET'S CLIMB THE FLAG POLES!
Dec 24th
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“I’ll send out you.”
– crocodile (via wanderrr-luuust)
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“What happened you??”
– Shayla
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
mistletoemalfoy: mystinkybutt: You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha  kang  tah - eh) Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin  moh  puh-wet  koh) You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang  kah - pal  nang  moo - kha  moh.) I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang  eena  moh , gah - goh  kha. ) Yep. Seems Legit. HOLY SHIT.
Dec 21st
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